Our first piece of fan mail comes from little Matty Speer of Ms. Barley’s 2nd grade class at Hopmaster Elementary School in Blawnox PA. Thanks Matty for the picture and I hope you have a super duper rootin tootin day also cowboy! To answer some of your questions…
1) Yes I can turn water into wine… as long as i have my Gray Kangaroo!
2) sickpuppy really isn’t a sick dog. He’s actually a homeless guy we bought in the Strip District back behind VooDoo Lounge.
3) Your mom is wrong. I was never at C.J. Barney’s for NYE in 1998 so you can stop calling me dad. I was at the Attic a few doors down.
4) yes your mom does drink because you make her cry. bad bad boy! I think she should come on the show for comfort.
5) sickpuppy doesn’t have hair because God hates him… and he’s metal
Thanks Matty and keep on listening!